Riddle: 14 Donalds
To begin, we, sputtering, duck.
With a little bit rock and roll.
Took his Chevy to the levee.
Train with a whole lot of soul.
Scowling with sour pickles.
Presiding evil in a hungry land.
Copping out in neon Miami.
Soaring like a bird in a band.
Read his poems out in the hall.
Read his story to white noise.
Sputtering again like a deputy.
In Miami once more, won twice.
In the rainsong, least of the three.
In the wash, who’s despicable me?
Answer: 14 Donalds
Donald Duck
Donnie Osmond
Don McLean
Don Cornelius
Don Rickles
Donald Sutherland
Don Johnson
Donald Byrd
Donald Hall
Don DeLillo
Don Knotts
Don Shula
Donald O’Connor
Donald Trump
Header photo of Donald Duck figurine by Tony Takitani, courtesy Flickr.